I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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