Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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