Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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