i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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