the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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