Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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