Having a random hookup so left but love u
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize