College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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