Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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