I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He passed out mid-signature
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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