Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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