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  • GRETCHEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE SKETCH HAPPEN ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:35pm
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  • Keep it slassy 530. Repreeeesent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:41pm
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  • hahahahahaahahaha thats really sketch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:33pm
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  • sounds like a serial killer to me. just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:21pm
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  • It's because you're cunt has 8 legs. -opie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:07pm
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  • 8:20 FTW. Point one for u, zero for the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:12am
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  • Jeff, The Captain Obvious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:45pm
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  • It pisses me off how I started the jeff thing and now other people are just taking over, then again it's flattering

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:26pm
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  • 2:41 must be another wetback from Woodland!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:08am
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  • I did something like that to my girlfriend... Soundz like a random hookup, though. Which is creepy......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:03pm
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  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he is making a reference to a childs nursery rhyme while preforming a sexual act on her! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:27pm
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  • ok. not every funny story, whether it happened or not, needs to be told as though it's a memory refresher to someone that blacked out. mix it up a bit for christ's sake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:50pm
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  • to be true to the rhyme, you will have to pee on his/her hands. Can I watch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:37pm
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  • Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:45pm
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  • Its like an Alarm Clock. WOO WOO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:42pm
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  • I think he was trying to tell you thy you need to put out more. A pussy is no place for cobwebs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:20pm
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  • i need sex more than any of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:08pm
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  • This is from the movie thirteen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:41pm
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  • hahahaahahhahahaahahhaahhahahahahahhahaa omg that's fuckin great. favorite <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:39pm
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  • Hahaha my bf has done that as a joke it was cute and funny to me! Creepy if it's some random hookup though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:26pm
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  • 814 When someone says that and your thinking 'are they kidding', its the best chance to play back and say... "Oh you too? Thankgoodness, I was thinking the whole time should I tell him or not bother if we never see eachother again? But if you have it already then I guess no harm to either of us right...?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:55am
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  • I too have had this done to me and I am from 530.... same guy?????? same song too. WTF??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:16pm
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  • First and that's weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:31pm
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  • creepy by kind of funny..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:17pm
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  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:32pm
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  • You a hoe fo sho Sean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:51pm
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  • I told a one night stand. " it's cool that you understand my problem most girls won't sleep with someone with HIV."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:14pm
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