you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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