Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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