he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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