i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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