I wish I could punch you in the face.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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