Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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