Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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