New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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