If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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