I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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