You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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