Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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