omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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