Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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