Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
sex in a hospital.. check
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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