About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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