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  • 48 29
    Submitted by gunsnammo on Oct 24, 12 at 4:25pm

    If you don't invite them they won't cum.

    • 26 42
      Submitted by WApple on Oct 25, 12 at 10:26am

      not true

  • 48 44
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 24, 12 at 10:46am

    You never throw a house party unless you can lock the door to your own room from the outside, amateur.

    • 27 34
      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 25, 12 at 1:02am

      Well done. Peepholes rock too and they're cheap.

  • 35 29
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 24, 12 at 1:39pm

    The Magic sponge works wonders.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 24, 12 at 7:56pm

    Would you rather be cleaning it off your ass?

  • 33 55
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 24, 12 at 10:54am

    Just hire a service to clean up and don't invite Spider-Man next time.