what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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