omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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