hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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