OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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