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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:39am

    Having sex in 8th grade is like eating uncooked noodles. You're just not ready yet. Simmer down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:21am

    Eighth grade..?! Shows you've been a little ho since you were a baby. Eighth graders are babies.

  • 91 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:15pm

    Anyone who says their cock is pretty large has a small dick..

  • 96 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:22am

    little penises have feelings too :(

  • 79 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:05pm

    1251 you're not even old enough to be reading this... Isn't it past your bedtime??

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:32pm

    i can't decide what is more annoying, an unexpectedly small penis or people that correct the grammar on texts from last night

  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:01pm

    I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

  • 77 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:22am

    its all about girth baby

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35pm

    Bitch, it is your job to make it bigger.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:50am

    She didn't say she had sex in 8th grade, she said she touched a penis. Big deal. That's what 8th grade is for, handjobs.

  • 60 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:08pm

    naw, I'd say she was pretty smart back then. If you have sex before your period you can't get pregnant.

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:44pm

    8th grade? That's young and that's probably why you have 5 kids that have different dads. Stupid whore.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:33pm

    2:01 fight club reference. I like

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:15pm

    anything will feel loose when a pussy is as stretched out, worn out & used up as that fucking hole between your thighs you slut

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:12pm

    7:51 I get that you're trying to be a dick and correct grammar.. but if you're going to do that, try and make it a coherent sentence.

    • 42 61
      Submitted by Xatu on Apr 25, 11 at 6:10pm

      When you convey a pause in any sentence like you did... you use an ellipsis (three periods). This means definitely not two.

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:52pm

    Worry about a clean house, not penis size and you'll go far in life. Your lucky to even be able to own land.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:13pm

    Including your own, OP? Hahahaha!

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:31am

    Wasn't tfln originally made for texts you shouldn't have made?

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:49pm

    when was that? 7 months ago?

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:43pm

    Maybe you are just a loose whore?

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:48pm

    I know how you feel. It's definatly a disappointment and instant turn off when you're expecting more

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:28am

    inside scoop: all this refers to is a guy with a dick the size of a baby carrot, clearly once she felt it she did not sleep with the guy. would you sleep with a baby carrot dick? all you insecure fucks calling this girl a slut need to really chill out and take some extenze.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:00pm

    And someone has to marry this trash one day. Damn I feel bad for that guy

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:15am

    @soviet Russia guy. That fucking phrase is so fucking lame now!!!!! Shut the fuck up!!!!

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:54pm

    Or you're a dumb whore because you took dick immediately after you had your first period.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:12pm

    I bet you just have an extremely loose, saggy pussy from being fucked since 8th grade. Nothing personal, but you're a whore. You're probably 19 and you've been fucked so many times that the inside of your pussy is now demolished. You're all used up. Or maybe you're really sexy and tight and the dude really did have a tiny penis. ;)

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:17pm

    "ever felt" or "I've felt since 8th grade"? Both can't be true, so this text doesn't make sense..

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:19pm

    Perhaps you have small hands you dirty whore

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:48pm

    I'm 6'5 and am hung lol so whoever is trying to defend this girls by saying all the people who criticize her are retarded. This girl is a slut

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:54pm

    Ohhh when small penises happen to good people. It's so sad.

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 4:48pm

    1158 thank you !!!!!!

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:23am

    Hey I'm in 9th. Wanna feel mine?

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:18pm

    Sounds like your in the ninth grade now, so that's not saying much

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:39pm

    8th grade? shit thats young.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:26pm

    Ha bitchess who lost it at 14 cann I gettt a hellll yaahh :)) nothinn wrong with it

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31pm

    This is stupid, not funny.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:06am

    I'm 8:35 I didn't want to. The guy was an asshole. And I'm not a slut, he's turning 14 like 2 days befour school ends so he's older and I guess that's y he wanted to n stuff. I never wanted to.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:15pm

    In Soviet Russia, 8th grader with small penis feel YOU!!!!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:44pm

    12:56 and 2:19 - hillarious!!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16pm

    Since 8th grade? Wow you started young. Slut.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:27am

    Stop calling girls that like to have sex sluts or skanks. There's nothing wrong with liking sex

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:17am

    Dangggg, people are meann.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:58pm

    Omfg 8th grade isn't too young. I am a guy in 8th grade, I am sick of jacking off to porn I'd love to fuck some one!!!

    • 32 52
      Submitted by Xatu on Apr 25, 11 at 6:17pm

      Telling TFLN about your sexual angst won't solve anything.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:13pm

    Lol in 8th grade I was still calling a penis a wee wee. Lol:))

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:51pm

    OP is a dumb ass the word ever cannot be conjoined with since being that ever implied in you entire life. Not I haven't touched as small of penis in my entire life since 8th grade.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:14am

    Holllllyy shit I'm 19 when I was in 7-9th grade that shit didn't happen. Fuckin little whores and bad parenting my god!!!!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:55pm

    @8:35....you should have done it!!!!

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:26am

    I've had sex in 8th grade, too. i haven't since then and I'm now a senior in highschool. so your all retarded if your calling her a slut because this could be like the 3rd time she's done it. fucking retards. PALM BEACH. haha

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:55pm

    Sounds like a pussy talking.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:24am

    well at least you got to reminisce about all your good times in 8th grade

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:38am

    It could be small possibly because you vag has been going through a wear and tear process sine the 8TH FUCKING GRADE. What penis wouldn't feel small

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:25am

    11:20 - original pooper c'mon dude get your shit together

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:41am

    561 is full of sluts and STD ridden people.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:57pm

    Dude, I am a 8th grade girl, Christmas night I Had sex with a 17 yr old. And I thought guys In 8th grade had a small penis...

    • 34 43
      Submitted by PinocchioCock on Nov 21, 10 at 10:28pm

      You do realize that 17yr old guys trying to sleep with 8th grade girls in the first place have a problem....I guess having a small package was his.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:33pm

    Who doesnt love a 13yr old hoe? bitch will have herpes by 18! the outbreaks on ur rotten pussy will feel like little penises to you!

  • 36 39
    Submitted by OniKitsune on Feb 6, 11 at 2:16am

    1251 also has a small dick

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:35am

    Yeah wpb. I'm glad I moved so I know it's not me.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:35am

    I'm in 7th grade and last year I had a "boyfriend" but it was like a school thing, not a real relationship and he always wanted to have sex with me but I didn't want to so on the bus I rubbed his dick threw his pants and it kept him occupied for awhile. Maybe the same thing happened to her or something like this. The guy I felt did have a small dick

  • 39 46
    Submitted by 04R32 on Apr 18, 10 at 8:27pm

    Slut

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:30pm

    I think OP is a guy, not a girl.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:06pm

    Sweetie I thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:53am

    6:52 is totally Dwight Schrute.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Andrew1990 on Aug 26, 10 at 7:10pm

    What's considered little? :(

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:01pm

    I want to have your abortion

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:30am

    11:29 - FAIL 11:22 - STILL DOUCHE

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18pm

    My dick is big, aaaaand I have a big dick.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:54pm

    Eigth grade is not that bad its just a little messed up. I mean if a hot girl were to ask you have sex in eigth grade what would YOU say?

  • 31 41
    Submitted by averizzle556 on Dec 17, 10 at 1:22am

    why are 8th graders even on this site? kids grow up too fast these days

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:37am

    835.....you're a stupid immature cunt.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Cthulhu on Dec 17, 10 at 8:34am

    @averizzle556 ...kidding me? Kids don't grow up at ALL nowadays.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:43am

    I also had sex in 8th grade and didn't have any in high school. Those of you calling the op a slut or a whore are either jealous or repressed. Get over yourselves.

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:51pm

    I'm In 8th grade a to Be honest my cock is pretty large maybe it would be funny if you said 5th grade but that would make you look like a bigger whore than you already are.

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:01pm

    fuck you 1:52, you suck. perhaps your brain was severed off at birth and hasn't said anything funny since then. creepy bastard!

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:01am

    i personally like small penis' they're great! and make me extremely wet.