it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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