My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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