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  • Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 3, 10 at 1:16pm

    I totally would, and as he finished, I pray he would yell out, " And here it is, your moment of zen!!!!" hahaha!

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      Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 3, 10 at 3:53pm

      One of the best comments I've read on here in a while!

  • Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 3, 10 at 12:36pm

    After what he did in 'Crossfire', someone ought to.

  • Submitted by hobogal on Sep 3, 10 at 2:09pm

    I don't care if he's 47 and married. I'm in love with that beautiful, beautiful man.

  • Submitted by Ch3ddar on Sep 3, 10 at 1:34pm

    Denver, what a town. And yes I too feel like I owe John Stewart a blowjob.

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Sep 3, 10 at 4:44pm

    No but I feel I should give Stephen Cobert a blumpkin

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    Submitted by bobkat on Sep 3, 10 at 10:12pm

    Good enough to consider getting the T-shirt

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Sep 3, 10 at 11:43pm

    No. He deserves a handjob. Only Stephen Colbert deserves a blowjob. With "God Bless America" in the background.

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    Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 3, 10 at 10:31pm

    Yes ... yes I do

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    Submitted by grammar_slut on Sep 3, 10 at 2:18pm

    Guessing you caught the Terror Mosque debate, too?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 1:16pm

    Call someone an idiot and then proceed to spell badly

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    Submitted by tommysalami on Sep 3, 10 at 11:36am

    You would suck him

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    Submitted by getwhatuget on Sep 3, 10 at 9:09pm

    wow, who knew there were this many beck loving tea bag retards on tfln. way to get upset at two people you've never met, fucktards!

  • Submitted by Tex1206 on Sep 3, 10 at 11:35am

    Must be a liberal.

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      Submitted by RyanM on Sep 3, 10 at 3:13pm

      must be a right wing.

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      Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on Sep 3, 10 at 4:13pm

      Was that supposed to pass for insightful?

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        Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 4, 10 at 4:09am

        it was supposed to pass for duh dipshit you ignoramus

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          Submitted by mystomachurts on Sep 4, 10 at 11:27pm

          Must have to bring politics into EVERYTHING.\nTEX you just obviously don't have a smart girl like this that knows when a good blow job is necessary.

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    Submitted by thatONEtime on Sep 4, 10 at 2:47am

    Colbert > Stewart

  • Submitted by amonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 4:54pm

    Ah yes, Jon Stewart: leading America's smug sarcastic ignorant charge into the European abyss, blissfully ignoring the corruption and true controllers of our society.

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      Submitted by TenCuidado on Sep 4, 10 at 9:40am

      Speaking of ignorance, spellcheck much? Your username is reminiscent of the Three Stooges...

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    Submitted by bar9690 on Sep 4, 10 at 5:19am

    I don't even know who the fuck that is so no way Jose

  • Submitted by BondDaddy on Sep 4, 10 at 9:34am

    Wow. Whole lot if libs on here. Jon stewart is a tool. Enough said

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 5:34pm

    Only if you're a democrat know-nothing environment-loving liberal waste of sperm liberal arts major sh*tstain

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      Submitted by ohnothingreally on Sep 3, 10 at 10:45pm

      careful, those liberal arts students will probably be your kids' teachers one day.\n\nand you should probably care at least a little about the environment since you live on earth. but i guess i'm just a stupid hippie environmentalist who goes to a liberal arts college, so how would i know?

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        Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 4, 10 at 4:06am

        reading this conservative idiot's drawl made me loose enough braincells to populate a third world country

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 5, 10 at 12:27pm

      No, not only that. The other option is you think he’s hot and you like to give bjs...

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      Submitted by rutabaga421 on Sep 6, 10 at 5:01pm

      I'm all of those things, and I hate Jon Stewart. There are idiots on both sides of the political spectrum who think he's funny.

  • Submitted by hideehole on Sep 3, 10 at 11:37am

    No. Never. Not in this lifetime.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 3, 10 at 11:40am

    just stop....youre hella homo just for thinkin that

  • Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Sep 3, 10 at 12:09pm

    No, and that statement was about as straight as a circle.

  • Submitted by theriseofcolin on Sep 3, 10 at 12:30pm

    i would pretend to be a fannybandit and chug saltwater, so that when i blow in jon stewart's eye it would sting more

  • Submitted by dd32 on Sep 3, 10 at 11:40am

    Fucking hippie. Keep your change and shove it up your ass

  • Submitted by hideehole on Sep 3, 10 at 11:35am

    First. Suck it