so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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