Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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