he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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