By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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