I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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