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  • Submitted by lonewolff on Aug 10, 10 at 10:28am

    so unappreciative

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Aug 10, 10 at 11:28am

    No cutting the cheese while someone is tossing the salad!

  • Submitted by thesmart1 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:27am

    Was he that much of a d-bag, or did u just feel like being a d-bag

  • Submitted by nattielite on Aug 10, 10 at 1:25pm

    If u were "thinking" about something besides what he was doing... He not doing something right.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 10, 10 at 10:42am

    It doesn't get much more general direction than that.

  • Submitted by JVslappyBob on Aug 11, 10 at 12:28am

    Fake.. Girls don't fart

  • Submitted by tmar1991 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:31am

    Stupid cu nt

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    Submitted by kimberlite on Aug 10, 10 at 11:32am

    I'm gonna bet he would've deserved it

  • 94 87
    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 10, 10 at 3:31pm

    I'd like to vote no twice for this

  • 85 76
    Submitted by ellapizarro on Aug 10, 10 at 8:32pm

    pinkeye

  • 78 76
    Submitted by blancolex300 on Aug 10, 10 at 5:25pm

    Not. Cool.

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Nunchucks on Aug 11, 10 at 3:20am

    That's a good way to get punched in the pussy

  • 80 82
    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Aug 10, 10 at 4:40pm

    Beware the queef!

  • 83 91
    Submitted by vespa_girl on Aug 10, 10 at 11:13pm

    I thought of farting in his face only because he burped in my mouth the nite before when we were making out

  • 72 70
    Submitted by PotHeadGirl420 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:59am

    Ew so no cool!! Noone is ever gonna go down on u again.. The word will spread just like ur legs did!

  • Submitted by An0n on Aug 11, 10 at 2:55am

    Vespa, no, that is NOT a fair trade off. I've burped in an ex girlfriend's mouth before on accident. If she had of farted in my face. I would have fisted her. Well, I would have punched her in the vagina but I'm sure it would end up as fisting.

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    Submitted by Blaqmagic18 on Aug 16, 10 at 8:18pm

    Yumm nothing makes me want to eat her out more than a side of PINKEYE!!!

  • 70 72
    Submitted by jewelsruby on Aug 12, 10 at 12:54am

    This is funny shit.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Shiltz on Aug 11, 10 at 5:22am

    Woah.

  • 79 92
    Submitted by KrashKart on Aug 10, 10 at 11:36pm

    I lol'd so hard at this. That was a funny idea.

  • 75 87
    Submitted by purplecow on Aug 10, 10 at 5:52pm

    Way to be grateful. There sure are a lot of ignorant people on TFLN.

  • 69 77
    Submitted by hardmbe on Aug 11, 10 at 1:21pm

    You sick sick bitch.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 11, 10 at 12:36pm

    *queef in his face

  • 64 83
    Submitted by drunksms2u on Aug 11, 10 at 5:19am

    You filthy animal...

  • 61 82
    Submitted by l4uraa3 on Aug 10, 10 at 7:59pm

    i guess you don't want anyone to do that to you ever again?! crazy bitch

  • Submitted by woodgrain23 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:46am

    I would

  • 61 88
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 11, 11 at 8:09pm

    how old are you? 7?

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 10, 10 at 10:31am

    Rule 576: Bacon is good.

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    Submitted by vespa_girl on Aug 11, 10 at 10:10am

    The key word in the message is THOUGHT.

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    Submitted by SKOOTER on Dec 10, 11 at 3:00am

    DID IT TO MY EX-GF IN HAWAII MAYBE THAT'S WHY WERE EX'S. BESIDES SHE GOT A HOLD OF MY PECKER AND THOUGHT IT WAS BEING BITTEN OFF. NEVER DID IT AGAIN. WHAT? SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?