Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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