Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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