Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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