can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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