After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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