I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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