try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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