im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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