After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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